Mamá. Wife. Latina. Legal Assistant. Blogger. Idea Pimp. Disgruntled Typist. Vonnegut Wannabe. I write about life; which includes my adventures in corrupting the PTA, food, Austin, parenting, entertainment, health, and the in-betweens. I yell at inanimate objects, adore Tina Fey more than one should, feed my three cats poptarts, and drink loads of coffee.